...about my husband:
1. He is one of the most generous, caring people I know
2. But that doesn't mean he can't annoy the hell out of me
3. It doesn't matter what you are talking about, he will always be distracted by two things: Anything Volvo related and cycling
4. His eyes light up like a kid with candy at Christmas if you say the words "blow job" or "shaved pussy"
5. You can trust him with any secret
6. Just not knives
7. He is an excellent cook
8. But my god, the man could out-spice Emeril
9. He likes fire and almost burnt down his house... on our third date
10. He adores the bejesus out of me
1. He is one of the most generous, caring people I know
2. But that doesn't mean he can't annoy the hell out of me
3. It doesn't matter what you are talking about, he will always be distracted by two things: Anything Volvo related and cycling
4. His eyes light up like a kid with candy at Christmas if you say the words "blow job" or "shaved pussy"
5. You can trust him with any secret
6. Just not knives
7. He is an excellent cook
8. But my god, the man could out-spice Emeril
9. He likes fire and almost burnt down his house... on our third date
10. He adores the bejesus out of me
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Lucky You!
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