Saturday, December 31, 2005

Not sure if it's ironic or just plain stupid

Mr. L loves Dairy Queen, especially the French Silk Dream Pie Blizzard. He probably makes a trip to DQ three to four times a week and as such, has become royalty at our local DQ.

Since L is now single-handedly keeping that store in business, the owner decided he would give L some sort of gift to thank him for his business. His choice? A pocketknife with DQ emblazoned on the side. While at first this may not seem of any significance, allow me to direct you to this article: Dairy Queen Workes Robbed at Knifepoint.

There was a line of customers out the door at the store on Prosperity Church Road when the robbery happened.

The two men robbed the workers inside at knifepoint as they served dozens of customers.

Police say the two men came in through a back door that was unlocked.

Several families were at the Dairy Queen hoping to get cool relief after a hot summer day.


And yes, that is the same store.

Doesn't this man know how dangerous my husband is with knives?!

Monday, December 26, 2005

Dear...

Dick-Wad ER Nurse in Dover, DE who told me the miscarriage was my fault:

Blow me.

Hugs and kisses,

greeneyes

It's getting dusty in here

My apologies for the long hiatus (you know, to the three people who actually read this), it's been a stressful few weeks. Allow me to give you a quick run down:

1. Quit Mega-Stressful Job from Hell™
2. Started new, less stressful job
3. Found out I was pregnant (despite being on birth control)
4. Had miscarriage
5. Parents come to town
6. Thanksgiving
7. Some how made it through Thanksgiving without strangling my mom (henceforth known as Da Momma)
8. Found out I was pregnant, again
9. Decide that husband has ultra-strong swimmers
10. Second miscarriage
11. Twenty-second birthday
12. Christmas

I have many things to blog about so keep an eye out for many entries to come!

Saturday, December 24, 2005

From...

Me and Mine to You and Yours:

A very merry Christmas, peace on earth, happy holidays, and all that jazz.

greeneyes

ps: And if you are wondering why there is no star or angel on our tree... let's just say there was a slight disagreement in Hobby Lobby and we ended up with nothing.

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Saturday, December 10, 2005

Sweet!



My blog is priceless!

[Stolen from the ever-lovely Region Broad from for-fucking-ever ago.]

Friday, December 09, 2005

I've been a bad, bad blogger

I've got a pile of rants coming, I promise... I just can't seem to ever catch up with all this bloody work!

Mr. L wants to see a movie tonight, I'm baking cookies with the mum-in-law all day tomorrow, and Sunday is the All Day Laundry Day from Hell™ so it could be a few days until you get your updates.

*hangs head*