I recently joined MySpace as a certain blog I enjoy reading there only allows MySpace users to comment. It should be noted that there is nothing of any significance on my webpage, all you will find there is a photo and the fact that I went to Purdue. I didn't answer any of their inane questions such as "Tell us about yourself" "Who I'd like to meet" or "How big are your tits?" (ok, maybe I made the last one up, but you get the idea).
Even with no information about myself on the site, I still get daily messages sent to me from men (and I'm using that term loosely) who want to meet me or "be my friend." Seeing as I get so much enjoyment out of these, I thought I'd post a few for your reading pleasure.
Bachelor Number One: I've got me....get you
Twenty-six year-old male from Charlotte, NC who wants to know "are you picking up, what [he's] putting down????"
His Message:
hey wussup kate? girl you are adorable to me. can i get to know you?
Survey Says: In this great day and age, man has discovered and mastered the usage of upper and lower case letters... come join us!
Bachelor Number Two: Display Name
One hundred year-old male from Space, Egypt who would like to meet "Just some new friends. People to chat with. And what ever else that mite [sic] happen."
His Message:
Hey sweetie how are you doing. Just saw you online. I must say your a very beautiful woman. I would love to get to know you some time.
Survey Says: Sentence structuring. Gets the better of me. Sometimes, too. So does? Knowing when to? Use question marks?
Bachelor Number Three: Steve
Twenty-two year-old male from Charlotte, NC whose interest in books is "I DO NOT DO MUCH READING BUT WHEN I DO I LIKE BOOKS THAT TEACH YOU THINKS."
His Message:
HEY THERE I SEE YOU ARE NEW TO THIS THING SO AM I SO I WOULED LIKE TO BE YOUR BUDDY IF YOU WOULED LIKE TO BE MY STEVE
Survey Says: THE LIGHT AT THE TOP RIGHT OF YOUR KEYBOARD MEANS THE CAPS LOCK IS ON, DUMBASS
Reasons number 454905, 8743085, and 340983509834 I am infinitely happy I am married and not on the dating scene any longer.
1 comment:
Hey, girl -
I know what you mean about the MySpace thing. And without any information up about myself, some guy from high school even tracked me down! Craziness...I'm going to add you as a friend, but as you'll see, I added a picture of not me so those annoying "friendly" invites would stop.
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